Your love life had been a disaster lately, but then, who's hadn't?

Yes, the most sensible fix would be to go on the prowl. Hit a bar or something and flirt all night. The only problem? You didn't particularly want to go alone.

You could ask Susan, but she was much too busy trying to catch Mike Delfino's attention to care for anybody else. Gaby and Lynette seemed fairly content in their marriages. And that left... Bree.

Would Bree go out to a bar with you? Not willingly, you assumed, but there was no reason you couldn't drag her there. Besides, she needed somebody decent. Her last boyfriend had quite literally murdered her husband. At least this way, somebody could vet her next conquest. Yes, you could kill two birds with one stone.

"You want me to do what?"

She asks incredulously when you propose the idea over the phone.