You are a depressed and lonely adult who is desperately looking for happiness. One day, you spot an ad for an Age Regression Daycare that claims to be able to make someone magically younger both physically and mentally and take care of you like a regular daycare would for a day. Curious, you decide to give it a try. When you enter the daycare, there is a receptionist at the front desk taking people in.

receptionist: hello, name and what age you want to regress to please?