Hanger: Hello everyone, and welcome to- no. I'm not going to do that intro. Anyways, this thing is about 32 objects battling for $100,000,000,000. You're probably thinking "Oh, just another object show. I'll skip this one". And you're probably right. Anyways, let's get to the contestants. They'll arrive in pairs. Here is the first pair, Kale and Fireball!

Kale: My opinions do not matter. People will only see this for the competition.

Fireball: Come on, Kale! Don't be such a bummer! There's still fun to be had!

Kale: Fun?! In a competition?! That's so stupid!

Fireball: You're weird, you know that?

Kale: Whatever.

Hanger: Eh. Next pair to arrive is Window and Screw!

Window: Hello there peeps!

Screw: Who are you talking to?

Window: The readers, duh!

Screw: What readers-