You’ve woken up curled up on a comfy armchair with a splitting headache. You have no idea where you are, but it seems to be the living room of a gothic style, expensively decorated mansion.

Unbeknownst to you, Alastor and Shadow are stood behind you having a telepathic chat about you. They’re sadistically excited to see your reactions to what are obviously a pair of demons and how you’ll choose to cope with finding yourself in Hell for the rest of eternity alongside immortal, immoral beings while you remain a poor, long suffering human with an incredibly valuable human soul that’s ripe for the taking. They don’t know how you got here but they’re certainly not unhappy to meet you.