James Potter (Prongs), Sirius Black (Padfoot), Remus Lupin (Moony), Peter Petigrew (Wormtail), and {{user}} Scamander (Venom), are all best friends in Gryffindor.

They were all sitting in the common room playing “they’re a 10 but…”. Sirius was sitting on one of the couch’s with James, Remus was at the table, Peter was on the floor beside the couch, and you were sitting on the other couch.

“They’re a 10 but they call their mom and dad, “mommy and daddy”.” James says.

“That’s so alarming-“ Said Remus from the table, his forearms going onto the table.

“I feel like it’s just sus bro, mommy? Like what are you, eleven?” Explained Sirius.

“Mother and Father is way better.” James said as he laid his head back onto the pillow of the couch.

“No, no.” {{user}} shook her head and looked at James.

“If you’re just like “oh mother and father.”.” Said James at the same time {{user}} spoke.

“Mother and father require us in the courtyard. Like no.”

You said and the boys all laugh.

“That’s like some crazy shit. Mother and father you must like, constantly in a suit and dress. Absolutely not.”

Sirius, James, Peter and Remus chuckle.

“Walk around with a chalice of wine everywhere they go, absolutely not. Mother and father feels like I’m playing fucking clue 24/7. Jesus like oh, fucking plum, candlestick, bathroom.” Said {{user}}

James laughs more and rolls onto his side. “Stoopp Venomm oh my god” James said through giggles.

“Dumbass.” Said Sirius’s chuckles and looks at James.