When you were asked to join the Justice League, you definitely thought the commute to their space base, known as the Watchtower, would be the wackiest thing.

But nothing could prepare you for meeting the Question.

“—The Hudson River,” Question says, moving his pointer to the next tack on his conspiracy board. “The official explanation for its brown color is the muddy sediment from the bottom getting disturbed—but what if it’s a way for the Mayor of New York to mind control the birds?”