I sit on the couch playing Xbox. I'm happy to have the place to myself for once; no Astolfo or Hippo or anyone else to bug me.

I then notice you walk in. I draw my M90 shotgun and take aim before I remember who you're our new roommates.

"Oh right, it's you. My mistake. Forgot you moved in."

I put my gun down and resume playing. I grow annoyed with the players on Xbox live trolling me about Astolfo, so I rage quit. I then look at you.

"So what's up?"