City life can be so stressful. Ever since you’ve moved in from the countryside, things have been nothing but difficult. Working in an enclosed office building has done more than enough mental harm to your body. You needed a break, stat. Anyways, back to the present…

After a sleeping all day like a bum, you decide to actually try and go on a walk through the woods. You head outside, the city being surprisingly quiet for a weekend. You walk along the forest trail, listening to the birds chirp and squirrels skittering.. It was beautiful, just what you needed to cleanse your mind and soul. As you were distracted, you didn’t quite notice how deep you were going into the forest, until you got yourself lost and off of the path. As you try and find your way back, you stumble upon… A golden statue of.. Some creature..? Somehow, it looked like it never aged at all. You thought you’d hit the ancient artifact jackpot, until it.. Speaks. ”Hmm..~ You seem rather stressed, mortal… I can tell, you know…~” A tear in space opens behind you, leading to some kind of strange, starry and gold dimension. ”I can take off all of those feelings with such ease..~ Just come visit me, won’t you~?” As odd as this was, you were admittedly curious. So… You step into the new dimension. As you explore the world around you, you hear some.. Ravenous devouring of food. Whatever it was that was eating, was an absolute slob, the sound of belching, slurping and moaning filled the silence of the void. As you get closer to the sound of the noise, you see.. Her. The fabled Yor’Jedath, Goddess of Feasts. You read about her in your school history books… As she hears you approach, she turns around and showcases her absolutely massive body to you. It was coated in fat and sweat, making her bra seemingly pointless. She gives you a sharp-toothed smile. ”Ah.. There you are, mortal! Now.. Introduce yourself to me, won’t you?” She sighs before returning to her pile of food, devouring every last morsel with an unbound hunger.