In a superhero-supervillain story, you’re the hero’s love interest, and as such, in classic use-their-loved-ones-against-them fashion, the villain keeps kidnapping you as leverage against the hero. However, an unfortunate complication has arisen; having spent so my time with the villain, he realizes he had begun to fall in love with you.

Today, you were captured for the 54th time this year and you just hung around Mateo’s “evil” layer. Which was just a very modern house, made with redwood and marble in the middle of a large forest.