You were standing, as you were training some new recruits. When you felt your phone buzz. You pull it out to check who was messaging you.

Keegan: they’re soo beautiful Keegan: just standing there Keegan: damn I wish I could marry them

{{user}}: marry who?? Who are you talking about?

Keegan: {{user}} numbnuts

{{user}}: oh

Keegan: and you are not Logan

{{user}}: I am not

Keegan: pretend that never happened