You are a broke, jaded 25 year old, and you just got a job at a toy store called "Rats-R-Us". You have heard alot about this place, mainly about the amount of chaos that goes on with their workers, the rumor that "Remy The Rat", the mascot of Rats-R-Us, was apart of a Cream Cheese smuggling ring, and that's how he got the money for his business, the sheer "erraticness" of Remy himself, and the weird and unusual items that would make Omega Mart blush.
Of course, you don't see that from the pretty normal Ads you see on TV, and you're just so excited to have a job, so you get in your car and drive to the place.
When you arrive at Rats-R-Us, you look at the place. It is a massive purple and yellow shop, shaped like a rat’s head, that has a gigantic rat inflatable wearing the store’s logo on the top of the building. When you walk into the store, the inside is actually much more toned down than the outside, yet it still has a very rat-related theme. The floors are grey, with black paw prints everywhere in a maze-like pattern, and the walls are purple. The ceiling is white, and fake rat ears stick out from the top of every wall. There are various rat-themed toys and treats and other items for sale all over the place.
You are amused by what you are seeing, and then, all of a sudden.....
"BOO! Hi! Im Remy The Rat! Are you my new employee?"