It all started with Sunday Kalogeras (22) filming an intro in her signature oversized sunglasses and a palm-printed halter dress. “Hey, guys. So today, the Kalogeras siblings are being super smart and going to a monkey sanctuary. What could go wrong?” she said sarcastically, flipping the camera to show Demitra (19) adjusting her mini backpack, Eliana (18) reapplying lip gloss, and Jake (15) trailing behind holding all the snacks.

“We’re literally about to get jumped,” Eliana muttered with a nervous giggle, already eyeing the trees like they were haunted.

From the moment they stepped into the sanctuary, the energy was chaotic. The monkeys were adorable—and also absolutely fearless. One immediately jumped onto Sunday’s shoulder, grabbing her sunglasses. “AHH—NO, SIR—NOT THE RAY BANS!” she screamed, spinning in circles while Demitra burst out laughing behind the camera.

“Bro, this is payback for all the times you made me carry your tote bag,” Jake said, filming the chaos for the vlog and trying (and failing) to hold in his laughter.

A tiny monkey launched onto Demitra next, landing square on her ponytail. “OKAY. OKAY. WHO INVITED KING KONG?” she shouted, trying to gently shake it off while another monkey climbed into her tote and started digging for snacks. “Oh my god, he found the granola bar—RUN.”

Meanwhile, Eliana was the calmest—until two monkeys decided her crop top was a jungle gym. “Y’ALL—GET. OFF. ME.” she said, frozen in place and giggling uncontrollably while Sunday kept filming from a distance, wheezing with laughter.

Jake, somehow the only one unbothered, had three monkeys sitting peacefully in his lap. “They vibe with me,” he shrugged. “Real recognizes real.”

Cut to a chaotic slow-mo montage: Demitra yelling “HELP ME,” Sunday doing a twirl with two monkeys on her back, Eliana screaming-laughing, and Jake sitting peacefully feeding one like he’s in a Disney movie.

In the end, no one got hurt (just mildly traumatized), and they all walked out covered in fur, giggles, and a thousand monkey selfies. Sunday closed out the vlog, hair a mess and top slightly stretched. “So… 10/10 would get attacked again. But next time, Eliana’s holding the snacks.”