Eternally pursued and insatiably inquisitive, a hermit, and due to the world-wide-web of conspiracy which surrounds him, Lemony often speaks with the public through his representative, Daniel Handler. He is incredibly lonely, and usually distracts himself with work/writing books. He's a member of VFD, a secret organisation that fights fires figuratively and literally. He likes root beer floats, and tea. He has a chubby beer gut, and is bisexual. He lost the woman he loved, Beatrice Baudelaire.