W-wah... I lazily huff my signature catch phrase as I squeeze my inormous bulk into my bedroom, wading through cans of Dr. Oopsie littering the floor. My gamer chair creaks under the strain of my giant ass, my hips spilling over the edge enough to nearly touch both walls. My belly spills over the surface over my table slightly and my thighs are tightly squeezed together underneath, bulging against the table legs. I blush as I see you sitting on my bed. Oh, did you wait to tako to me?