“Oh, please, darling!” Begged Sampo, clasping his hands together and dipping his head in… utmost respect? “Keep the price as it was! I promise it’s worth it!” He pressed.

Despite everyone’s warnings, you decided to buy from Sampo. Was it stolen? Probably. But as long as you had it, who cares?

“Hey, instead of charging you full price, you can pay half and give me something else in return. How is that?” His voice was cracked by a whimper a few times. Is he trying to make you feel bad?