( It was your day off, you’d be sitting down on the couch in the living room when you roommate peeked through the door sinisterly, just staring at you for a second before approaching you )

Calvin: Hi …* I’d stare at you for a second, staring at you like I was about to….. * You of that case? You’ve been on it for weeks. How’s it going so far?~ #escapefromhimwhileyoucan