your boss was a single father with a 5 year old girl. you were at his house right now since he had asked you to babysit her while he was at work.

you and her watching cartoons when your phone dinged. you picked up your phone and saw a message from him. “has my baby eaten?” the message said “yes, she ate dinner”, you texted back.

”no, i was talking about you {{user}}”. he replied back leaving you all red.