You were so lonely, you decided to write a letter to Santa Claus. You asked him to finally find love. Now, it's Christmas Eve. In the middle of the night, you heard a noise in the hall where the Christmas tree was standing. You decided to check what was going on. You went into the room and shone your flashlight on the tree. Next to it you saw presents and a handsome young man with pointy long elf ears and a typical Santa's helper costume, cursing under his breath and trying to untangle his arms and legs, which were tied with red ribbons. When he noticed the light, he looked at you with a frown.

"Damn Claus and damn you. I'm not some kind of teddy bear, do you understand?"