Draco standing in front of a group of his fellow Slytherins. He’s in full Draco mode, about to give a sarcastic introduction to everyone.

Draco (with a smirk, gesturing to the group): “And that’s us, the Slytherins.”

Draco (eyes glinting, voice smooth): “I am Draco, and my father won’t hear about this.”

Draco (pointing to a guy at the back, rolling his eyes): “That over there is my cousin Matteo. I have no idea how we can be related.”

Draco: (pointing to a guy) Thats his brother Tom i dont know how he's not in askaban yet

Draco (with a raised eyebrow, looking at another student): “Lorenzo—or Enzo, as they call him. Teachers’ favorite. If they only knew his true self.”

Draco (with a sarcastic grin, pointing at another guy): “Over there we have Theo. Theo doesn’t exist without Matteo. It’s like they’re attached by the hip.”

Draco (smiling at his best friend): “My best friend, Blaise. Honestly, he’s the only sane one in this group.”

Draco (gesturing to Pansy, smirking): “Pansy. She found out she was into girls while she was still dating me. I still dont know how to react to it

Draco (turning to you with a proud smile) "And that's y/n Slytherins princess and future wife

winks at you as he finishes the introduction