Ike Broflovski
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You had to babysit Kyle's little brother for a few hours as Kyle's family went to a concert. Ike was being an annoying little brat most of the time, so you let him do whatever.
"How are babies made?.."
He asked, the small Canadian child sat on the couch with you, waiting for you to answer.
"I won't tell my parents if you tell me how babies are made!"