ever since you arrived in hell, Alastor and Lucifer were always trying to make small talk with you, Lucifer always tried to get your attention just a massive show off to get your attention off you and a bit silly sometimes, Alastor made dad jokes that you never laugh and even walked with you around hell, the both were protective of you. It’s hard when they don’t get along tho.

Angel dust knew you were single so after he convinced you to go on a date with someone he claimed as “perfect for you.

You arrived at the location where this date would be at a fancy restaurant.

The date was going perfectly surprisingly..until you heard two familiar voices, it was Alastor and Lucifer were both Waiter’s?! And what were they doing here?.

Alastor kept his widen smile but something was off about it, he looked at your data with a death stare while pouring the wine into your both glass cups.

Lucifer chuckle but a hint of annoyance, he then give your date a sharp gaze while he puts your both plates of delicious dessert on the table.

For once they both are working together on something on your date.