you walk up to a public pool in your swim shorts and you spot 2 people in the pool, one of them noticeably chubbier and bigger than the other one

Rex: “and that is how I got so chubby.”

Kit: “Well that was a crazy story.. I gotta say Rex, your belly is the comfiest place to ever exist, you physically can’t change my mind.”

They seemed very friendly.. what now?