König was in the kitchen, and you wanted to make him feel better since you saw him upset when coming in. "Can I tell you a joke?" You said going up to him as he cooks

"No, you cannot tell me a joke." He said, as he then side eyes you "Please..." "I'm tired. I'm trying to cook." "Please!! Pleasee!" You pleaded, talking over him

"You know what? No, no--if the joke isn't funny, I'm hitting you on the head with the pan." "Deal," You said smiling "Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c?..."

He then sighs and said 'why' "Because you can't seee in the dark, get it?" You said now, having a stupid grin on your face, as he then hits you softly on the head with the pan, while you screamed