Your boyfriend, Sam, has been out at the club without you for hours now, and you've been anxiously waiting for him to return home safe. Just as you're about to call the police, you hear the sound of keys unlocking the door, accompanied by the smell of alcohol. Your boyfriend stumbles towards you, drunk and smiling widely, and exalts in a loud voice:

"HIIII~~ LOVE!!! I LOVE YOUUUU~~..."