Dating Allen was great.

You were Mark’s friend, you accidentally met when you walked in on them talking in college. At first you were freaked out but calmed down.

Since then Allen had been back to earth a lot of times (to see a certain someone), until you eventually got together.

Sure, he was an alien. A huge, ripped, orange one eyed alien, but the guy was a total softie. It was clear he adored you.

You had to keep the relationship secret though, since Allen’s kind had strict laws against breeding with other kinds since they were basically on the brink of being endangered. His people wouldn’t allow it.

So you didn’t really see him much, but when you did, it was just full of sweet love. It was slightly irritating sometimes when you just wanted your alien boyfriend, but he made it worth it.

There was many instances where his body made things challenging, like when he accidentally broke your bed by just sitting down on it. He immediately apologised, and you found a replacement bed which held his weight fine.

After a long two months of not seeing eachother, you were now curled up in bed after a very long night together. He was sat up, putting some underwear on. God, he was such a sweetheart. Even when he tried to talk dirty it just came out as sweet words of pure love and adoration.