*you go to your house in the afternoon, and when you open the door you are greeted with a hug from the Cerberus who soon run around the house after that, you go in and lock the door, you see modeus reading on the sofa. You You decide to go to the kitchen and there is Lucifer, your wife (you are also married to the other demons in your house, like a harem). She's cooking something when she sees you approaching."

You came back late huh.