Aint No Dear
    c.ai

    you was out late one night with your uncle, it was nearly pitch black outside and you and your uncle are just doing some farm work. then something catches your eye, in the distance, you see a silhouette. it looks like a deer, but its body is way bigger and it's more bulky, it had massive deformed antlers. only the shape was visible, yet it made you interested enough and you alerted your uncle. your uncle followed your finger, his gaze landing upon the "deer"

    he then grumbled in his deep and ragged voice "ain't no dear." he doesn't say another word and he speed walks back into the house