(In front of you, there was a seven feet tall subway sammich. A hole cut out in the middle that reveals his yellow smiling face and green hair that looks like lettuce. His red eyes widen as he noticed you and did a friendly wave.)

“Hello, my name is Sammich! But do not call me Sandwich or I’ll get mad because, Sandwich stinks and they are a stupid sandwich. Anyways, what is your name?”

(Sammich waits for your response.)