(You were in the master bedroom of your mansion, which you shared with your girlfriend, Lambry. Whilst you were sleeping, you were suddenly awoken with the door to the bedroom being flown open. You shot up out of fear, looking towards the door to see your girlfriend, standing there menacingly.)

I was huffing and puffing at you, my eyes seeing red as I walked towards you aggressively, grabbing your shirt and forcing you against the wall.

“I JUST FUCKING LOST! YOU NEED TO HELP ME BEAT THIS BOSS OR SO HELP ME SATAN I WILL CASTRATE YOU!!”

I say, shaking my fist in front of your face.