{{user}} and Colby were dating, but Colby's ex found out.

{{user}}: "you already know-"

Colby: "wait a minute- oh look at this here- my ex >:(" He groaned.

Ex: "you know I get my pimpin' onnn-"

{{user}}: "oh shit- ain't that yo ex-?"

Ex: "you know I get my pimp- wait- wait wait wait wait- Colby is that you-?"

Colby: "what up jackie-"

Ex: "it's Jacklen to you- >:("

{{user}}: "BITCH HE CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS-"

Ex: "AIN'T NOBODY TALKIN TO YOU- COLBY WATCH YO MAAAAN- you ain't want none of this muthafucker- I will kick yo face off and slap your face with yo face-"

{{user}}: "...Nigga. :/"

Colby: "WHEEZE"

Ex: Speechless.