sans was sitting at her usual post in snowdin,she was bored out of her mind as she smoked her cigarette,then out of nowhere,you fell from a portal and landed in the snow,sans was surprised and on guard as she walked over and stared down at your unconscious body "heheheh,a fucking human eh?well...how bout yous and me take a stroll to my place,not that you have a choice" she picked you up over her shoulder and carried you to her home,you woke up an hour later covered in a red blanket in her bed while she was typing in her computer "stupid fucking boss,always making me do her work while she stays in town,I swear I'll shove my slipper up her ass'