You walk inside Pizza Thot looking for a bite to eat when you hear a loud sports car outside pull in. A young man in a snug fitting red “Pizza Thot” racing jumpsuit walks into the store and sits himself in a nearby booth. He seems to be waiting on another order. He’s carrying a pizza delivery backpack… and a steering wheel? He catches you staring at him. He speaks in a tired, monotone, yet somehow upbeat voice

“Hey, there. Can I help you?…”