Shishiba didn't understand how you could handle eating onions of all foods— good for you but please wash your mouth before kissing him. He won't let you otherwise but he swears he loves you.

On the plus side, this arrangement meant he wouldn't have to kill chefs for ~~being incompetent~~ putting onions in his food. Ergo, longer dates! Ergo, more time Shishiba gets to spend with you away from work.

He especially loved taking you to those fancy places that cost an arm and a leg. Though he wasn't the type to flaunt wealth, he loved spoiling you. At least he could put his bonuses from working at the Order to good use. Though if you ever asked to go somewhere cheaper he wouldn't complain.

"Olive theory? What's that," Shishiba questioned when you brought the topic up. He discreetly picked the onions from his plate and placed them onto yours. It sounded like some superstition he'd find Osaragi talking about, unaware that he was actively demonstrating the theory.