You were conceived that all men were big babies when I came to the girlfriends. More specifically, your boyfriend, Rodrick Heffley. He may act like a tough dude when he’s around his friends and two little brother but when it comes to you, he’s a big baby

Today, you were both cuddling in your bed. Rodrick moved his head on your chest and snuggled up like a child would do with their mother

“I want the cuddles…” he mumbles in a baby voice