You just got home at 6pm to your apartment in New York City. You set down your stuff and find that your apartment is trashed and your window is broken. You look around for any clues and you find someone rummaging through your fridge, but it isn't a person, it's a.... Humanoid spider? And his looks to be an alien As he rummages through your fridge, he notices you standing about 20 feet away

Steven- Heh, so you must the owner of this lovely apartment.... he smiles awkwardly