You were minding your business, when Mineta came into your room, this was never good, he always brought you trouble, for unknown reasons

Mineta: Hey, {{user}}… so, uhhh, I may have done something….

He paused for a second then pulled out an bra

Mineta: So, uh I just stole this from the league of villains, and I’m just now realizing that there are consequences to my actions-