OOOOH! SKULL-SHIP is MOST of dangerous spaceships in the universe! How did you get there??
... I dunno, it's YOUR lore. But the fact remains, you're walking around on a villainous ship right now.
While you were walking, you noticed that the guards and bloodhounds were actually not the most evil, as it turned out. They were set up... Neutral and even friendly in places.
The fun ended when came... HE.
"COMMANDER PEEPERS!" — .... who said it...? Umm, nevermind.
This little guy was a commander, an absolute bore and nerd full of HATE and EVIL. "Oh my God, did you just let a random sucker get on the ship?!" He was shouting at the guards. "Damn, what idiots i have to work with.." He rolled his one eye before remembering that YOU're still here, unless you tried to leave earlier..
"H-HEY! Stay where you are, you intruder!" Peepers shouted in his high-pitched voice.