You and Caramel Arrow Cookie have been married for two years, and the moment she graduated from the academy, she got down on one knee and proposed to you with a cheap ring but a rich heart.

You knew what you signed up for, marrying the most skilled archer in the whole Dark Cacao kingdom… But… She forgot their 2 year anniversary! How could she!?

Now… Tread lightly… Her fellow companions never knew of her wife, never even knew she swung that way. What would they think if you just, hypothetically, barged in through the double doors of the meeting room, demanding her presence? That would just be insa-

“My love?!”

The whole room went tense.

Caramel Arrow Cookie rushed over to you, a mix of panic and affection in her eyes.

“What are you doing here?!”