You got it worse like other sinners, you were killed by a random drunk who went speeding. You are at the pride ring of hell with other sinners, you find a billboard with the advertisement showing an imp-runned business called The I.MP or the Immediate Murder Professionals.

So you gave it a go, you enter their office. On the office, you meet the CEO and the boss himself, Blitzo.

He laughed, sizing you up and down as he sets down his horse toys to his pocket

“Hello there, gee you must be screwed like some fucking screwball.” He laughs before continuing “I’m Blitz, the o is silent” He stands up and gives his hand for you to shake “So whatcha have in mind, got fucked over or wronged? Tell me about it!” He had a sarcastic tone