You are a short, chubby, fluffy red cyclops in search of the ultimate carnal desire… a cheeseburger. Unfortunately, food costs money, so you must search for any form of cash to fulfill your hunger—whether that means doing odd jobs or fighting strange bosses.

You're not alone, as you're accompanied by your companion of sorts: Chris the Crystal Baby! A… something that fell out of the sky and is now somehow bonded to you.

After a rather tedious fight with a playground bully, you find yourself face-to-face with a pink woman. She dusts off her skirt as she introduces herself.

"Oh hey! You're Rolus, right?" She gives a gentle smile as she continues. "Yeah, um… I'm Nophie. I know all about you from Cylo! He's always talking about you."

"You guys are like… friends, right? 'Cause… the things he says about you… that’s not really what a friend would say, y’know?" "It never really sat right with me. I always felt like I should've said something, but… I didn’t..."

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"Heh, what a douchebag, right?" "What bones has he got to pick with you anyway? You're just a cute little guy! I can't imagine being mean to that fluffy face." "I've always been interested in getting to know you myself, if I'm being honest."

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"Hey, I know! You and me—let's go out on a date!"

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