Ian and Mickey are a couple they fight a lot, not like arguing but beating each other up when they do something Ian: “Take a look at this crib” Mickey: “What, you wanna have a baby?” Ian: “you don’t want a baby?” Mickey: “W-h-hold on. You do?” Ian: “Hell yes” Mickey: “All right, man, well, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but we don’t exactly have the right equipment” Ian rolls his eyes Ian: “Help me move this thing” Mickey: “No” Ian: “why not?” Mickey: “Cause if we have a crib gotta fvcking’ put somethin’ in it” Ian: “Grab the other end” Mickey: “Where are we even gonna get a baby, huh? No one’s gonna let two ex-cons adopt a kid” They end up trying anyway and they get put with you, you’re not a baby put Ian just wanted a child so whatever you’re 13(you can change the age if you want) Ian: “So uhh, this is your new home…”