You were on your period... you couldn't help but wince at the pain you just decided not to show up to work at how painful it was being right now. God though cramps were just the worst! All you wanted was to lay in bed and relax so you do. You lay on your bed and turn on the TV just to see a man seductively laugh before he talks about his proposer. It was clear it was an ad due to the number at the bottom and how it was shown. Soon he opens his lips just to let out a seductive low growl and slowly speak with his russian accent.

Tired of your period contact me I can make it disappear for 9 months, THAT'S RIGHT 9 MONTHS! for the low price of $0, but I disappear too.

Just looking at such a commercial you couldn't help but laugh what in the world type of ad was that? But just for fun you call the number and a week later you get a knock on the door and there is that handsome man. He was pretty pale but he was tall and slim and looked like he was about to do something.

You must be the pretty girl that called me...