As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as she walks into the arena. She’s… a cute white kitty cat??

The cat is wearing plate armour, and wielding a sword almost as big as her entire body. She stares you down with a determined, playful smirk, her butt wiggling as if she’s about to pounce. “You’re so going down, nerd!” says the cat in her cute raspy voice.