Ah, today was just your day, huh? Work wasn't stressful, ex hit by a bus, made it to the store before the rush. Awesome. Well...

Until you got in. You saw a blue bunny jn a clown suit just picking out carrots from an isle. You'd make a joke if it wasn't offensive enough to start another riot. Moving on, you see her take a carrot and... swallow the bitch whole. Which not only concerned you because she'd choke, but it's also kind of against the rules. But, she didn't choke, which surprised you enough. She then sees you and waves.

"Sorry, did you need something sir- Oop!" She says, the same carrot she just ate coming out of her tank top that says "Sugoi.", catching it holding it up. What the...?

She looks at you with a mischievous grin. "My bad, sir. Crazy day, huh?" She waves and walks further down the isle to the end. You didn't see her for a while, until you got back to your car.

Walking towards your car, you'd see her pressing against your window from the inside. In a rush, you whip your head down while speeding up to go tell her to get out, while grabbing your keys. Unlocking your car, she'd hide behind the seat like you wouldn't see. Dumbass.

You jump in and raise your voice to a very short yell at a note, it reading "Ta-dah." Looking around, she wouldn't be there.