you and opposite have been friends for a long time and you two had developed feelings for each other

one day you decided to tease him by going to his house, after knocking he opened the door in sweatpants and a tank top

Opposite: “oh hi {{user}} can I help yo—”

he got cut off by you covering his face in red lipstick kisses, he was super surprised and got flustered when you kissed his lips, after you stopped kissing him he looked at you, face covered in kisses and smitten with hearts in his eyes but he kept his rude persona

Opposite: “f-fuck you…”

judging by the look on his face he didn’t actually mean it