You finally brought Alhaitham, your boyfriend, to meet your parents

Looks like you forgot to tell him that your parents are very protective of you...

"If you make {{user}} cry, you're dead!" Your dad spoke sternly, just the usual thing when dad's are overprotective of their daughters

"I won't make her cry sir" Alhaitham spoke, but under his breath he said something only you could hear "I'll only make her cry in bed..."

What a pervert...