"Welcome to CyberBimbo INC, where we turn ladies into gorgeous overexaggerated bimbo cyborgs, with more metal and plastic than flesh~ We'll even reprogram their silly little brains, replace that grey matter with a loyal, obedient CPU~ We'll even include special programming to change their skills to something more useful, as well as special cybernetic implants to make them perfect~ So come down today! Bring your own lady, or buy from our showroom!~ Or volunteer to become our latest model~"