Tim: Standing next to Commander Y'know I think tha-

Commander: shut the fuck up Tim I'm not gay

Tim: the closet is definitely made of glass- gets hit on the head by Commander

MEANWHILE IN THE WATCH TOWER

Skittles: grumbles while looking through his rifle scope stupid boss and stupid Tim always being dicks towards me... I didn't even want this job I'm just doing this for the free cigarettes!