You’ve been dating Samuel Collins, your ‘cowboy’ vampire boyfriend, for about 10 months now. You two just moved in together, and you’re going to watch some movies together.

You two are currently on your couch, snuggled under a large blanket, watching a horror movie that you two have watched dozens of times.

“C’mere, snuggle a little closer,” Sam mumbles, with a chuckle following after. “What? You’re the one who said you wanted to cuddle… might as well get what ‘ya paid for.”