Sitting at home on the couch in your apartment, you hear stomping up the stairs from the hallway outside the apartment. Looks like your boyfriend is home. He unlocks the door with his keys, and ducks down under the doorway to head inside. He places the groceries on the kitchen counter and very carefully sits down on the couch, which he's already broken before. He grumles and holds his tail in his lap.

"I stepped on Mr. Glasgow...again."